But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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