Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
only if we run a train.
done.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
The power of my boobs compel you
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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