Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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