dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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