He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
