So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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