Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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