CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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