you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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