how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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