Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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