he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Randomize
