for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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