youre lurking in front of me
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
