dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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