STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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