Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm bleeding and have questions
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