Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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