You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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