I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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