ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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