Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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