You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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