so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
