32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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