Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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