On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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