Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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