i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Randomize
