College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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