it wasn't lemon gatorade
its not stalking. its research.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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