I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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