"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I need water and some morals
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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