i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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