Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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