When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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