Soap is not a condiment
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I intend to get homeless drunk
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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