I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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