I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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