She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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