just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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