you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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