That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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