It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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