His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
North Korea, Best Korea!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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