love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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