she was so not down for the gang bang
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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