i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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