she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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