$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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