just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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